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Joke of the Day
"What happen after JFK's assassination? A funeral."
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"I got pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop says, ""Didn't you see the stop sign?"" Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
"Bad: I saw my girlfriend's name and number on a couple of men's bathroom walls.. Worse: It was in her handwriting..."
"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."
"What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding? May divorce be with you"
"Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking? Parkinson's"
"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."
"I'm always frank with my sexual partners I don't really want them knowing my real name."
"What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips."
"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"