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Joke of the Day

"Where do you put letters to boys? In a mail (male) box."

"What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Taking her out of the wheelchair and putting her into bed."

"What do bees and celebrities have in common? They're both dying at an alarming rate."

"Autocorrect sucks Amorites guys?"

"Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body. Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note."

"If I get one upvote I'll get drunk by myself tonight. Edit: Well okay, thanks Reddit, I upvoted it myself."

"A straight face and a sincere-sounding ""Huh?"" have gotten me out of more trouble than I can remember."

"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"

"They really need to add a ""download this song illegally"" button on Pandora."

"Who built King Arthur's round table Sir Cumference"