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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Nitrogen after the sunrises? Daytrogen."

"What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face."

"What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush."

"Which Marvel superhero is transgender? Ironman, he's a Fe male."

"I HAD A PANIC ROOM INSTALLED AND THEN I CAME IN AND NOW I'M TERRIFIED TO LEAVE OMG WHY DID I DO THIS?!"

"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."

"If I were to ask you to dance naked for me, would your answer be the same as to this question?"

"I think we all know Lincoln Chaffee won the Democratic debate last night."

"How to create a weight-loss program: (1) Take a before picture. (2) Eat like a pig. (3) Take an after picture. (4) Switch the pictures."

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."