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Joke of the Day

"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."

"Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there."

"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"

"I cut my pizza into 7 bits I haven't had a byte yet"

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"The main reason Santa Claus is so jolly is because... he knows where all the bad girls live. :3"

"Killer Whales like classical music so much... That they form Orcastras."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a shit."

"I need beer money but I've probably captured my neighbor's cat and returned it for the reward one too many times."

"If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them."