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Joke of the Day
"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."
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"Do you know; what is the best thing to put on a delicious cake? Your MOUTH!"
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"Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? Because he was General Electric."
"I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker."