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Joke of the Day
"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"
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"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly"
"What military branch has the largest biceps? The Army."
"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"
"What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage. sorry."
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits."
"What is red and bad for your teeth? Bricks"
"I bought one of Donald Trump's books on how to run a business ...but for some reason, it just ends at Chapter 11."
"A clown sighting was reported at the office this morning but it turns out Karen put her make up on in the car again."