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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Dinosaur serial killer? A terror-Dactyl"
Next Joke
"What would be different if men got pregnant? Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem."
"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"
"I had a turd the other day that looked exactly like George Bush. I shit you not! (It even tried to declare war on me)"
"The 5 second rule for food dropped on the ground does not work if you have a 2 second dog."
"What does a dyslexic klan member hate? Gingers"
"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"
"What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater? This is the most violent thing I've ever read."
"A midget walks into a bar... The bar was set too low."
"How to make Holy Water Friend: Hey, how do you make Holy Water? Me: Uhh...Let me think... Why? Friend: You boil the hell out of it! Me: Get out."