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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""Um ok, anything else on that?"" Yes, one pepperonus."

"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"

"I'm not surprised Kristen Stewart couldn't act faithful. She can't act happy, sad, frightened, mad, shocked or aroused either."

"Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old."

"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"

"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."

"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."

"Disguise a mini-recorder as a walkie-talkie and play this at high volume: ""DO YOU COPY? IT'S A BEAR WITH HUMAN HANDS! A BEAR WITH--[static]"""

"Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do5 Abandon4 Lie3 Cheat2 Abuse1 Forget to start the dishwasher"

"If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called ""Abiden By The Law""?"