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Joke of the Day

"Where do pots go on vacation? JaPAN! From my 9 year old."

"Woah guys, did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together? OMg!"

"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"

"Knock knock Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there? We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions."

"It's like my mother always told me, ""If you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all."" Then she said I looked fat."

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"If you think my tweets are bad, you should see my choice in men."

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"