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Joke of the Day
"How does an octopus go to war? Well-Armed"
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"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"
"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"
"I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing ...It was probably because of my aqueous humor"
"Polish math prodigy Knock knock! Who's there? Polish math prodigy with slurred speech. Polish math prodigy with slurred speech who? Toomasz Whizzski"
"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"
"I own a lot of cleaning supplies for someone whose friends inscribed ""dust me"" on my coffee table recently."
"If American dogs dig holes to China, where do Chinese dogs dig holes to? Nowhere, slaughterhouses have concrete floors."
"My dog loves chasing cars He was ecstatic when I told him I was taking him to see Snow Patrol in concert"
"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."