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Joke of the Day

"What kind of condoms do frogs wear? Rib-bed"

"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"

"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"

"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."

"Why are so many Koreans named Park? Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes."

"My wife acts like she wants to have sex, but then we don't. I googled it, it's called cuddling."

"The words 'selfie' and 'twerk' have been added to the dictionary this year while 'charm' and 'dignity' have been removed."

"My girlfriend is like root(-1) She's the one, but does not exist."

"I didn't know you could get paid for donating sperm. When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers..."

"Where does the red teletubby come from? Poland"