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Joke of the Day

"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."

"A lesbian friend of mine corrected a misconception that I had.... I had told her that I assumed the majority of lesbians engaged in Fisting. Turns out, it's only a handful..."

"Why does Trump hate McCain so much? He heard McCain stayed in a Hilton for 5 years."

"why don't vampires go to frat parties? they're afraid of natural light"

"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."

"'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch."

"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."

"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."

"Did you hear about that mexican murdering train driver? He had locomotives."

"How does the Addidas executive work through the night? Three lines"