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Joke of the Day

"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."

"I gave my Chinese mate some sweets yesterday... He said, oh these are Haribo! Well if you don't like them, don't eat them then."

"What did the cow say to the masked robber? Moo."

"F Scott Fitzgerald ...and F the Great Gatsby as well."

"Remember when Disney used to produce cartoons, not teen sluts?"

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"So a man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap The psychiatrist looks up at him and says "" I can clearly see your nuts"""

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines."

"What happens when you put too many paintings in your car? You can't make your van gogh."

"Why does a Frenchman never eat more than one egg at breakfast? (for those linguistically aware Redditors among you) Because one egg is un oeuf"