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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"
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"Short seal joke A baby seal walks into a club"
"""Man I hate tacos!"" Said no Juan ever."
"The man on TV said if you drink alcohol every day, you're probably an alcoholic. Phew! I only drink every night."
"Two atoms were hanging out... ...and one says to the other, ""Oh no! I think I've lost an electron!"" The other says, ""Are you sure?"" The first says, ""Yes, I'm positive!"""
"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."
"""Hey mom, I talked to my teacher after school and she says 'hump day' isn't a real holiday... She also asked what you do for a living."""
"What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic? [Answer](/s ""Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog"")"
"I lasted 1 hour and 30 seconds while having sex last night... Thank you daylight savings!"