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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock... Knock knock. Who's there? r/news. r/news who? [deleted]"

"Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home"

"*washes your smart car with a moist towelette*"

"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"Yeah, did you hear about the really chatty snake gynecologist? Well, he was good at his job, but I just couldn't stand how he kept sticking his head in my business."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"When asked about hobbies, don't start lap dancing. #jobinterviewfail"

"Every now and then I like to do a complete check of my financial situation. Yep, still nothing'."