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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Captain Kirk has three ears? Left ear, right ear... and final front ear."

"What's the hardest object in a kids playground? My penis."

"Top Fears 1.Walking on manholes 2.Driving, hit a deer, windshield breaks, deer caught and frantically bucks me to death 3.Christopher Walken"

"You should always read labels. I was about to eat this rat poison but then saw it has gluten in it. I could have died,"

"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."

"What do you call a condom full of money? Johnny Cash."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"When are the hiest's coming out? THEY ARE NOT!"

"The problem with grammar nazis? They're anti-semantic."