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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"

"St. Patrick's Day is the day we all watch Ghost and Dirty Dancing in honor of Patrick Swayze."

"Using rulers for target practice has really set me back in life. I'm tired of shooting myself in the foot."

"""Let's get down to business!"" -Guy who enjoys dancing to the background noises of a local business"

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

"What did Dracula say to the teacher? See you next period."

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."

"Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!"

"Here at the Klingon Hairdressing Institute It is a good day to dye."

"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"