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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"
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"All I'm saying is if I were president I would make a law banning women from saying ""We need to talk"""
"What do you call the science of knives? Cutting edge technology."
"What do you call Apple's next beauty product? The iLiner."
"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."
"I have a friend that's a Jehova's Witness This one time she got mad at me, because she told a knock knock joke, and I refused to answer."
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."
"Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that"
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."