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"What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium? He He"
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"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"
"A man told me that he wasn't constipated I think he's full of shit."
"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."
"It doesn't matter how windy it is or how fast you run, dogs make terrible kites."
"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."
"Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career."
"[guy who just got out of prison on a technicality] ""what were you in for?"" murder, a guy... a guy... ""spit it out man"" a guy, interrupted me"
"I watched ""The Edge of Tomorrow"" hundreds of times there seems to be an awful lot of alternative endings though."
"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."