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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tomato turn red from embarrassment? Because it saw Salad dressing."

"The Game You just lost."

"Did you hear Aerosmith's new song about chocolate milk? It's called ""Sweet Emulsion"""

"Why can't you run through a campground? You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents."

"How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers? Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?"

"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with.. But I've been tripping all day."

"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."

"How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch."

"Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !"

"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."