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Joke of the Day

"Jokes on her! I LIKE sleeping on the couch."

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"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"Very sad to hear about Donald Trump. Nothing happened to him I'm just sad to hear about him"
"I was listening to a Lewis Grizzard tape the other day and I realized that r/jokes better call him up and ask for their jokes back."
"The Pope and Raquel Welch are stranded on a life boat They're out on the ocean and, yada yada yada, and she says, ""Those aren't buoys"""
"Watching X-Men. Hard to believe that all this stuff actually happened."
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW?] What is the difference between jelly and jam? *I can't jelly my dick up your ass.*"
"what do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? a dictator."
"I just got a bunch of cool apps and games for my Windows Phone"
"In our wedding, I'll invite his ex and be like ""Still believe you can get him back?"""