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Joke of the Day

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"Have you heard about that new girl, Pandora? She's got one hell of a box."

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"What do you call a Latino woman with no legs? Consuelo^(cunts-way-low)."

"How do you get Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it."

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"

"I heard a wild, made-up, native american folk story the other day... It was some Crazy Horse shit"

"Somebody in my gang is an undercover police horse. I've narrowed it down to Dave, Kyle and Sugarcube"

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."

"What is every bodybuilder's favorite city? Gainsboro."