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Joke of the Day

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"What's the internal tempered of a Taunton? Luke warm"

"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"

"What fruit/vegetable doesnt leave your body through the anus? A Stomato"

"""Hi, I'm Garfield, a cat who hates Mondays. But I'm here to tell you that there's nothing lasagna' about global warming."""

"I'm in a long-distance relationship My girlfriend lives in the future."

"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"

"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"

"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."