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Joke of the Day
"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."
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"Words to live by What doesn't kill you, isn't in Australia"
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"Why Math is like Sex?"
"I love math but you know what I find odd? Numbers that aren't divisible by two."
"[Whole Foods] Woman: MY COCONUT WATER BROKE! *I drive her to the hospital and she names her first coconut after me*"
"DEATH: You're grounded! Get back here! DEATH'S DAUGHTER: Whatever. *gets on motorcycle, zooms across tightrope* DEATH: HOW DARE YOU DEFY ME!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !"
"If the skin on your elbow is called a weenus... Is the skin on your knee called a knee-nus? (I'm so sorry)"
"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."