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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the mechanic who was addicted to brake fluid? He said he could stop at anytime."

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"What is a buttress? A female goat."

"We really need to respect organ donors... It takes guts to do what they do! (I'm sorry)"

"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."

"Hookers and blow Whats the difference between a hooker and a crack dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again"

"I was shocked to find out the girl I slept with last night was 16. She looked 12 to me..."

"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."

"I just filled up my gas tank and went to a movie and bought a large soda and popcorn, I spent roughly 7000 dollars."