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Joke of the Day
"When is the Bible accurate? When it's thrown from a short distance."
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"Why did the Elton John wax dummy get down voted? Because it was fake and gay."
"Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years."
"What's the highest rated hotel in the world? Aushwitz, 6 million stars."
"Saw an ISIS poster yesterday It read ""Sign up for ISIS today! Receive free jacket and blowjob!"""
"Why can't a blonde dial 911 ? She can't find the eleven."
"I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider."
"Hey Prius owners your entire car is a bumper sticker"
"REMINDER: If men could get pregnant, birth control would be in Hooters' wing sauce."
"Before 9 AM on a workday, ""Do Not Disturb"" and ""Donut Disturb"" should mean the same thing."