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Joke of the Day

"How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian? with a big wave"

"[3 days into dieting] *sees ad for burger & fries* *drowns in his own saliva*"

"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."

"An Indian man named Shakher opens a fries stall ... in London and calls it ""Shakher Fries."" He is still wondering why everyone seems to be shaking their fries after putting them in paper bags."

"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"

"Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken"

"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."

"What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts? An iPad."

"Isn't it time we stopped celebrating Columbus day? Peter Falk died in 2011."

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."