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Joke of the Day
"I bought a new camouflage coat put it in the closet and I can't find that fucker anywhere"
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"What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common? They're both haram bae."
"I said hello to a feminist... my court trial is tomorrow"
"What did the envelope say to the stamp? ""Stick with me and we'll go places."""
"It seems women are not content with just being women these days. First there was Beyonce with ""If I was a boy"" now there is this Bieber chick with ""If I was your boyfriend"""
"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."
"Yo Momma so Fat When she met Stevie Wonder backstage. He was like ""Who brought a goddamned bouncy castle in here!"""
"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"