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Joke of the Day

"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""

"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."

"What do you call a Mexican with a fake toe Roberto"

"As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster... People get heavier, thicker, and slower."

"Is there a hand sanitizer out there that can kill the 0.01% germ?"

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."

"Why is everyone investing in Ireland? ... because the capital is always Dublin!"

"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."

"When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going."