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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
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"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."
"My laziness is exactly as the number 8. If it lays down, it becomes infinite."
"We need a channel that plays kitten videos. All kittens, all the time. When shit gets intense, turn on the kittens. #kittenchannel"
"There once was a pastor who was in support of gay rights, but refused to preform gay marriage ceremonies. People kept asking him, ""If you like gay people so much, why don't you marry them?"""
"What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga..? POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!"
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."