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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
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"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."
"What does a math mermaid wear? An algeabra...."
"What do you call a cow that has had an abortion? Decaffeinated"
"My girlfriend and I joke about which of us is more competitive. But, I joke about it waaaay more than her."
"The color red walks over to the table where Blue and Purple are sitting ""Sorry,"" says Blue, ""you can't sit with us. You aren't cool enough."""
"What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds? Exit the European Union."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"I hate it when people compare Freddy Mercury to God. I mean God is great and all but he's no Freddy Mercury"
"What are the two oldest animals on Earth? The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white."