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Joke of the Day

"So a guy walks INTO a bar So a guy walks into a bar and says "" ow."""

"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"What do we want? A CURE FOR PARANOIA When do we want it? WHO WANTS TO KNOW"

"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."

"I bet all the cool math nerds call each other algebros."

"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires."

"What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam? Your mom!"