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Joke of the Day

"If you're making out with a Thai girl, what's the first thing you should ask yourself? Am I feeling nuts?"

"How do you know if an Asian broke into your house? Your math homework's done, your computer is upgraded, and that little shit is still trying to back out of your driveway."

"Joke from my dad while in the car What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way? When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away"

"Joke What comes after 69?"

"I can't see very well in the dark but on the bright side, I see just fine."

"Breaking news: Cartoonist found dead in his own home. The details were sketchy."

"I went for a run but came back home after 5 minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes"

"Two guys walking down the street... ...notice a dog licking his balls. The first guy say ""Man, I wish I could do that."" Second guy says ""You should probably just pet him first."""

"They should put barf bags in all the voting booths this year."

"My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That's the last time we're playing Monopoly."