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Joke of the Day

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"

"You know what a fat woman and a brick have in common? Both are laid by Mexicans."

"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"

"How did the rainbow know is was lost? -It was a clear day"

"Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None that's a hardware problem."

"What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert? Darude Sandstorm."

"I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with my back. I'm not sure yet, but I have a hunch."

"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"

"Reddit has become very clickbaity lately Tricked you."

"My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning."