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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."

"What was Hitler's favorite sandwich? The Auschwich."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"Dad to his adopted son ""What is the extreme limit of laziness?"" Son ""Having an adopted son."""

"What do you get when you run over a goose? Goose bumps."

"When Luke(Skywalker) fell in love with (Princess) Leia, you could say... he was looking for love in Alderaan places!"

"How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews"

"TIL 6.7 billion people are the minority By arrogant ignorant Americans."

"What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common? A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* ""slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"" (omg yaaaaaasssss)"