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Joke of the Day

"How many /r/The_Donald moderators does it take to change a lightbulb You have been banned from /r/The_Donald for this submission..."

"I found three french fries inside my $1 McDouble. Dream big, kids. Anything is possible."

"Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox? He spends all of his time on the dashboard."

"These days, lots of things get either exported or imported Except Mexicans, they get deported."

"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."

"When she says she prefers the strong, silent type she means her vibrator."

"A monk walks up to a hot dog stand he says to the cart owner, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."

"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"

"Why are seals such homebodies? Because clubbing isn't any fun."