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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fire man who lost his job? He was laid off."
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"To the lady who keeps banging on my door at night.. I'm not letting you out."
"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."
"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"
"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."
"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."
"Son just threatened to poke me in the 'belly butthole"". Pretty sure he meant belly button, but I'm on guard just in case."
"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""
"I read that 10 out of 2 people suffer from dyslexia"
"What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken."