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Joke of the Day
"He who understands women, dies under mysterious circumstances..."
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"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."
"How do you scare a snowman? You get a hairdryer!"
"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"
"I only sleep with my laptop so that if I ever get a boyfriend I'll be used to sharing the bed"
"Until you can't kill a spider with an e-book, Print media will live."
"What's Whitney Houstons favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaand eeeeeeyeeee"
"Tony Abbot"
"What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common? They have access to arms."
"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"