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Joke of the Day
"Son comes out as gay to his father ""Hi gay, I'm dad"""
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"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's dead"
"A man is about to jump off a building. A physicist tells him ""Don't jump! You have so much potential!"""
"What's the best thing about duct tape? It turns no, no, no into Mm, Mm, Mmmm"
"What do Nazi marijuana farmers say to their employees? BALE HYDRO!!"
"A stoner plumber walks into his dealer's house and asks ""where's the shit at?"""
"i hav cat-like reflexes ""prove it"" *looks at a cat* (instantly) i like that cat"
"There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited but nobody ever shows up. I wish my pants would stop throwing parties. It's humiliating."
"Don't even talk to me unless you're an actual cup of coffee. In which case I'd listen to your story as I slowly sip the life from you."