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Joke of the Day
"What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese."
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"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"
"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"
"Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd"
"[roommate watching me get ready] dont take that with you ""why not"" why would you ""it'll be fine"" [hour into date and I spill my bag of ants]"
"Why was the cheese so sad? Because it was provOLONE"
"Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line? He didn't have a ruler!"
"No matter what amazing things you accomplish or how fantastic you are, a cat will always think it is better than you."
"When I drink alcohol.. everyone says I'm alcoholic. But.. When I drink Fanta.. no one says I'm fantastic."
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"