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Joke of the Day
"Feminism Nothing else. That's the joke."
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"A Frenchman comes to America and says ""Hi, I'm from France"" to an American, The American says ""European!"" to which the frenchman replies ""No, you're a peon!"""
"""So I go east? Then west? Then back east?"" ~ Me, drunk and getting directions from the inflatable stick figure in front of a car dealership"
"I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 4 seconds"
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No Bell Prize."
"You put 2 fingers in... Maybe 3 if it's big enough... Oh yeah.... Now that's how you wash a mug."
"F(x) walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and says ""sorry, we don't cater for functions"""
"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."
"What did the Ferguson police said about the black guy who was shot down? Worst case of suicide they have ever seen"