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Joke of the Day

"I don't know how Valve managed to do it, but... they even included the British Pound in their summer sale this year."

"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"

"[Google search history] Moles How to kill moles How to make homemade bombs Rescue moles from cave-in Dealing with regret Mole stew"

"Q . what did the sign on the whore house say?A: Beat it we are closed"

"A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can't hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed."

"Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things? They have bad mammaries."

"If a dog ran away every three nights and had an orange tail, what would that make it? I think it would still be a dog..."

"""There is superstitious....... writing on the wall..."" No Stevie, that's just the wood chip mate."

"What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement? A 401(K-9)."

"Where do you get virgin wool? Ugly sheep."