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Joke of the Day

"A double entendre walks into a bar..."

"What's the difference between harass and annoy? I have never had my finger in annoy. Edit: NSFW.. depending where you work, I guess."

"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."

"Why did god invent the yeast infection?(x-post from r/funny) To show women what it's like to live with an irritated cunt."

"Paranoid? Nope. I'm just trying not to crash in case someone has replaced the airbag in my car with a boxing glove on a spring."

"Who Is Jay Gatsby's Favorite Comic Book Character? Deadpool."

"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Are you going to buy something this time? Or are you ""just curious""? Let's just say I'm buy-curious."

"Son asking father. Why are niggers so black daddy? Well son, whip this one while I think about it."

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young?[nsfw] When you gotta make the train noise to get your cock in her mouth. EDIT: just helping you guys find your limits"