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Joke of the Day

"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."

"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

"Simba was moving slow So I told him to mufasa."

"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"

"I named my dog karma She's very well behaved."

"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

"What do you call a cow that goes online? An eMoo."

"My brother pointed to his coffee table and said ""those are my new gloves"" He's always making off-hand remarks like that"