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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that earthquake yesterday? I heard it was groundbreaking."

"What do a Feminist and a Hockey Player have in common? They both change their pads after three periods."

"Go to a suburban neighborhood, find the meanest mom with the biggest glass of white wine, and bring her to negotiate your new car purchase."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her like an altar boy"

"*taps on your head* ""Is this think on?"""

"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."

"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"Clown 2: Sorry man. You got outvoted by us, 42-1. We want to listen to ICP Clown 1: My VW Bug. I'm driving the carpool. It's Streisand."

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"A man who calls himself ""Dog the Bounty Hunter"" is currently hunting down a man named ""War Machine"". We all live inside a comic book now."