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Joke of the Day

"The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, ""What's water?"" so she wouldn't feel stupid."

"What does a man with a 10 inch dick eat for breakfast? Well today I had bacon, fried eggs, toast, and milk."

"The doctor gave me 4 months to live. So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."

"Where do all them scrub gamers live? Pleblos"

"Looks like Southwest Airlines needs to install a GPS Tomtom in the planes so their pilots don't get lost."

"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"

"I like to bring bags of winter clothes into strip clubs and tell them to cover up. Then yell how they're embarrassing the family."

"How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"How to lose an argument with an idiot - 1 Argue."

"I had the biggest dick in 3rd grade which was pretty impressive Also probably the reason I got fired"