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Joke of the Day

"What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race"

"When is a door not a door? How the hell is ajar supposed to work with this? Adoor and ajar? 'Cuse me?"

"Just heard that distinct ""baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor"" sound"

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper up to a mile away"

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday... and lost both his left arm and left leg. Actually, he's my half brother. He's all right now."

"What do college fish study? Algae brah... I know it sucks but it was the only joke I've ever come up with!"

"Did you hear about the guy hit with the 2 x 4? He was board to death."

"How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"What doesn't kill you just makes you injured and really pissed off."