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Joke of the Day

"I overdosed on Viagra once... ...It was the hardest day of my life"

"How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it depends on what you mean by change."

"Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !"

"What do you call the rapid growth of Indian cities? Turbanisation"

"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."

"The US economy That's the joke."

"Did you hear about the Make A Wish Foundation going bankrupt? Some kid wished for more wishes."

"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."

"What's the difference between a campfire and a bedroom? When things start heating up in the bedroom, the wood gets wetter."

"Jane Austen really squandered the opportunity to write a sequel called ""2 Proud 2 Prejudiced."""