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Joke of the Day

"how many hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? nein edit: i dont know if this is posted before, it probably has but i thought of it myself, no hate :3"

"What do you call a homeless horse? Unstable."

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match? Because they rain supreme."

"Calm down penguins. You're just a flashy suit and a few body parts away from being a platypus."

"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""

"A woman enters a bar and orders a double entendre So the bartender gives it to her!"

"What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common? They both have dead walkers."

"CAPS LOCK. BECAUSE IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH THE FURY!"