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Joke of the Day

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? gagged"

"What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list? Finding an empty bottle in the trash."

"How far can you walk into the forest? Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH"

"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."

"There once was a mouse called Keith Who did circumcisions for free with his teeth; He didn't do it for pleasure, Excitement or leisure... He did it for the cheese underneath."

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"I decided to leave work an hour early today You should have seen the look on the co-pilot's face when I grabbed that parachute."

"Cant' believe my horse came first yesterday!!' Dad, how many times have I told you i'm not interested in your's and Camilla's bedroom antics!'"

"Crocs are the most effective birth control."

"If they made a movie of my life it would be a lot of me looking for something to wipe my hands on."