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Joke of the Day

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him? Thanks Verstappen."

"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."

"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."

"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."

"What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden"

"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"