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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."
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"Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two."
"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."
"QA Engineer Goes To A Bar He orders 1 beer. He orders -1 beer. He orders 644644678 beer. He orders a goat. He orders asdfg."
"Where can you dance in California? San Frandisco."
"Why are archaeologists the most polite kind of necrophiliac? They'll date you before they fuck you."
"My high-school wrestling coach called me ""the raccoon"" cause I was small but feisty and ate garbage and gave people lyme disease"
"What did the jack say to the car? ""Can I give you a lift?"""
"What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road when it turned into a field."