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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality."
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"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."
"Why do asians have such squinty eyes? Because atomic bombs are pretty bright."
"When Jerry Seinfeld dies... I really hope his tombstone says: *Jerry Seinfeld 1954 yadda yadda yadda 20XX*"
"Whenever someone makes a Jew joke and the Rabhi is in the room everybody goes ""AWWWSWITCHZ"""
"TIL TIL means TIL"
"How do you poison a hipster? Gluten"
"Man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. The husband came back with a gun and shot the man in bed. The wife replied ""this is why you don't have anymore friends."""
"Doctor doctor I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh I'm all right at night it's in the day I have problems."
"I told this girl I'd date the shit out of her But I guess she doesn't like coprophiles."