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Joke of the Day

"What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots, you racist!"

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"The waiter came up to our table. He said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""
"If you finger a bum... you're a hobosexual"