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Joke of the Day
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
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"Q: Where do cows go on Friday nights? A: To the moovies."
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"LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it. Then those fuckers won't get in!"
"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."
"What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth? Geek Squad"
"What did the black guy get on his SATs? BBQ sauce."
"What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile."
"I was going to post this funny incest joke last night... But I was too busy nailing OP's mom"
"Man, you gotta hand it to Dick Cheney. Or else he'll torture you."