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Joke of the Day
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
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"Lois Lane unexpectedly comes to visit Clark Kent but he can't find his glasses so he has to stick his face in a pie like Mrs. Doubtfire."
"What s the difference between toilet paper and toast? Toast is brown on both sides."
"Nicholson: You want answers?! Cruise: I want the truth!! Nicholson: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Cruise: mmk... how bout a little hint?"
"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."
"""Oh, are you driving?"" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk"
"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"
"I ran over a child who was on his way to band practice carrying his cymbals. I'll never forget that horrible sound as I rolled past his motionless corpse. Ba dum tiss"
"I put my earbuds on just like everybody else. Frantically as someone approaches."
"Bank robber: EVERYONE BE CALM AND NO ONE GETS HURT Guy from back of room: IM DATING UR EX WIFE BR: [sobbing] ok only one person gets hurt"