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Joke of the Day
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
Next Joke
"What do you call jokes about bread? buns"
"Don't blame me for acting like a baby, I was born that way."
"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""
"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"Give a man a cow, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to cow, and you've probably invented some crazy new dance called the cow'."
"reading a book about anti-gravity and its impossible to put down"
"What do you call an Asian lobster? A crustasian"
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"
"Hi, I'm Brandon and I'll be your hater this evening. Our specials tonight are ""ur mom"", ""lol own3d"", and ""u mad bro lol u mad?!??!"""